Monday, October 11, 2010

Lyn May Plastic Surgery - Before After

Lyn May before and after plastic surgery.
Buckle your safety belts boys and girls, because Mexican actress/acrobat, Ms. Lyn May is taking us into a dark desolate realm of our culture, a sinister place located on a distant edge of both realism and fiction, a place known only as... The Twilight Zone!

From the looks of her pixelated before photo, I'd say Lyn May had a very nice and promising facial structure, with lovely large cheek bones and and exceptionally full lips, however that clearly wasn't "cutting" it for the B-movie actress.

Burt Reynolds before and after plastic surgery

And now as we glance at the after photo, we first take a deep breath and point to the area of her face which has been altered...
Lyn May has been suspected of undergoing the following plastic surgery procedures: Eye lift (blepharoplasty), nose job (rhinoplasty), cheek implants, lip injections and perhaps the most altering procedure of all appears to be a lifetime supply of facial fillers, perhaps Juvederm or Restylane among numerous other injectables which has seemingly rendered her face puffy and doughy looking.

If i had to piece together her appearance by recalling other botched plastic surgery victims, I'd mix in one scoop of Maria Geronazzo, a dash of Marijke Helwegen and two heaping handfuls of Jocelyn Wildenstein, plus a carrot on top.
And if i didn't know any better, i would say we're looking at a pair of good ol' fashion breast implants in this photo... Just call it a hunch.

Heidi Fleiss before and after plastic surgery

But seriously, how does a plastic surgeon keep his or her license after preforming such a disastrous set of plastic surgery procedures? Assuming the doctor was even certified.

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